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Joke: A guy in a bar walks up to the bartender and says "I bet you a drink that i can bite my eye", the bartender says "Your on", so the guy takes out his glass eye and bites it, the bartender says "Ok you had your fun now get out of here", the guy says "Wait, i bet you i can bite my other eye for a drink", the bartender says "Your just going to bite your glass eye again", the guy takes out his glass eye and puts it on the table, so the bartender says "ok, let me see this", the guy takes out his false teeth and bites his eye, the bartender says "OK now get the hell out of here", the guy says "One more bet, i bet 50$ that i can piss in that bottle and fill it up when its rolling across the table", the bartender says "Ok, your on" ,so the guy whips out his dick and says "let it roll", the guy misses the bottle and pisses all over the place, the bartender laughs when the guy hands the money, but the guy is laughing too, the bartender says "Why are you laughing, you just lost fifty bucks!?" the guys says "I bet that guy over there 250$ that i could piss all over you and make you laugh!"
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